Emmanuel wakes up. The Elysee is silent. Brigitte is angry. She cocks her tactical weapon and shoots a 3-foot crunchy French Baguette straight into his mouth. "EAT THE INFLATION, EMMANUEL!" she screams.
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Scene 2: The Fridge Paradox
He runs to the kitchen. He is thirsty, he needs water. He pulls open the massive presidential refrigerator... No water. No champagne. No caviar. JUST HUNDREDS OF GLOWING BAGUETTES STUFFED INSIDE.
[SYSTEM WARNING]: 100% Baguette density detected. Caviar is now illegal.
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Scene 3: The Wardrobe Coup
"I must change, I need my custom Italian suit!" He runs to his wardrobe. He throws the doors open wide. All his luxury suits are GONE. The entire closet is packed with nothing but neon-reflective, high-visibility YELLOW VESTS (GILETS JAUNES).
BRIGITTE CODES ACTIVE: All suits converted to $BAGUETTE uniforms.